The Oyster Guide

Hey oysterheads, have you had an overpowering sense of vorf lately? If so, tell us about it. If you’re not familiar with the French word “vorf,” here’s an explanation from Clickhole:

1. Vorf (noun, French): The inescapable feeling that somewhere at the bottom of the ocean there is an oyster that knows your address.

Example Sentence: Right in the middle of my son’s piano recital, I was gripped by an overpowering sense of vorf, and I smiled because I liked knowing that an oyster knew where I lived.

This mostly happens with Belons, in my experience.